In order to improve, we have to evolve. Way back in 1782, a Judge decreed that a husband may continue to beat his wife, as long as the stick with which he administers the castigation is not thicker than his thumb. Some called this political correctness gone mad, but I prefer to think of Judge Buller as a progressive idealist.
Football has also had its fair share of forward thinkers. In 1987, the football league introduced the antidote to dull end-of-season match-ups. It wasn’t a time-machine to talk Mrs Mourinho out of that extra glass of wine; but it was the next best thing; the play-offs literally revolutionalised the beautiful game.
With the possible exception of a https://www.southendformaggio.com/ stag-party in Amsterdam, or a minor operation for the wife, watching the play-off finals is as close to a perfect weekend as you’re likely to find. The only way to improve the experience is if a little profit can be made, and as luck would have it, a pearl of a punt has brazenly presented itself in the Championship finale.
If somebody offered you 7/5 on the outcome of a coin-toss, you’d rip their arm off; that’s why Jackiey Goody flopped as a bookmaker. Derby are trading at 2.40 on the exchanges to win promotion, even though they’re facing a West Brom side who finished a distant eight points behind them in the league. It’s time to stand up and bet like a man; I’m asking the wife for a few quid to get on.
Michael Jackson and Robbie Williams should both start for Blackpool against Yeovil; the league one play-off will either be a thriller or a camp useless sorry excuse for entertainment. The red-hot Seasiders are on a nine match winning streak; I’ll be …